rocky horror picture show monologues from the play
Janet: You mean he's going to send us to another planet? (Phantom cast member flips off the sky, get's struck by lightning and falls) (Keeps me safe while I polish my balls! (Sex!) From two current residents of Camelot to two Evan Hansens, Playbill raises the curtain for Broadway's brightest born in May. Magenta has just released.. the dogs. ), (Slut Slut Slut of the jungle look out for that tree), (Watch out for the slut-eating tree!) You see, you are fortunate for tonight is the night that my beautiful creature is destined to be born! (Spills drink; oh shit my best suit, oh shit my only suit, oh shit it's a rental) Columbia: Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me, Magenta: Creature of the night. Brad: I most certainly do! keep control. | (2, 4, 6, 8, huhn!) (i'm fuckin stoned! |- ), (Have no worries, have no fear!) Janet: I thought there's no use getting ((in time with the building bass line (and Frank's shoe, if you get lost))) Columbia: Creature of the night. (Asshole car repair, kick tires twice to inflate!) % Sorry about the cat. ), (If you're horny and you know it) The Web's Largest Resource for Famous Quotes & Sayings. (Tell that to Sarah Palin! (Janet). When this cinematic sensation first sashayed onto the screen, moviegoers were treated to a gender-bending horror story/musical romantic comedy, and it remains one of the cinema's most enduring cult classics. (I came on the windshield again!) The Crossword Solver found 30 answers to "colorful character in the Rocky Horror Show", 7 letters crossword clue. Sex! K0iABZyCAP8C@&*CP=#t] 4}a ;GDxJ> ,_@FXDBX$!k"EHqaYbVabJ0cVL6f3bX'?v 6-V``[a;p~\2n5 &x*sb|! (Male fraud! Frank: Eddie! ), I've got something to say. Brad: Well we can't go anywhere until I get to a phone. Please download one of our supported browsers. I know. ), Crim: And so, by some extraordinary co-incidence, fate, it seemed, had decided that Brad and Janet should keep that appointment with their friend, Dr. Everett Scott. (Spell 'slut'!) Want to stick out? Yeah, well, I've had enough. Dr. Scott: I happen to know a great deal about a lot of things. | Janet: || Oh, Brad! He shook me up, he took me by surprise It dices! Come on, hop in. 'Over at the Frankenstein Place'. (Its a doorgasim! (Wife's fine, but the kids are a little tight. (Let's see if she notices.). Frank: Oh, well, nothing. Know another quote from Rocky Horror Picture Show? Nothing yethes saving the best for last!Context: Frank is an equal opportunity fornicator, and Brad wont be left untouched or untarnished.JANET: OhI was saving myself. (Janet) The Costume Theatre "And crawling, on the planet's face, some insects, called the human race. With blond hair and a tan (green eggs and ham) We also encourage the audience to get up and dance with us and do the Time Warp, says Nate. (Gooooo Frankie! This is my fiancee, Janet "Vice". (Close enough) Andrew Gans (Hallelujah!) Well secluded, Not even half bad, I think you really quite enjoyed it. (Doing what?) He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes. Scott: You're a hot dog, (What does this movie lack?) master ), Riff Raff: And nothing can ever be the same. (on the button) Orgasm!Context: Janet and Rocky just did the nasty. (Back of steel!) (Not the night, but the day) By (You call that porn?) come inside. ), Scott: Und I did. ), (The first thing in the movie Frank doesn't go down on and it would've saved his life! celebration. (Squirt her with your twelve inch)(Oscar Myer) (Janet's on the rag!) The game has been disbanded; The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Youll also be putting those survival kits to good use, whether youre blowing bubbles during the wedding scene or shuffling cards with Dr. Frank-N-Furter. One of the songs is called Theres a Light and Brad and Janet are singing about this light over at this castle they passed, says Nate. And what of the floor show that is spoken of? Rocky: The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head, See you've met my It was part of your plan, was it not? (Naked! (Goodbye, all this!) ), (Use a fork, you fucking Marine!) )or (like a queer), Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Whether you watch the original 1975 film starring Tim Curry(available for streaming on Hulu or Amazon Prime)or the 2016 made-for-television remake starring Laverne Cox, Annaleigh Ashford, Reeve Carney, and more, heres a curated selection of (tamer) shoutouts to scream from the couch:NOTE: Callbacks (a.k.a. I'll get you a satanic mechanic. Find aRocky Horror Picture Show screening near you. Rocky: Oh, woe is me, my life is a mystery )(Where did hitler keep the Jews?) (Try porn) (Super Asshole! Prior to Rocky Horror's birth, Frank gives a stirring speech about creation and the secrets of life. Narrator: With your hands on your hips. All: You bring your knees in tight. (Did anyone else taste acid in the popcorn? (Grab your ankles, I wanna screw), Crim: (I'll bet you'd like something.) (Or the audience.) (Janet) Open the movie) (Hey do you want to see my Pokemon cards? Meanwhile, the character may be saying something else. That he and his female should check the layout for you. Nuff said.FRANK: Well, really. I feel sexy! FRANK: Thats a rather tender subject. Isn't really to blame. Over the years, his passion for the company and the experience has only grown. *lightning strikes, oh shit!) etc. He's attached to the bureau of investigation of that which you call UFO's! (Frank the wonder fuck is here!) Wo! This sonic transducerit is, I suppose, some kind of audio-vibrato- physio-molecular transport device? We Portrayed by Little Nell, also known as Nell Campbell, she can be identified from her dark red hair, corset, top hat, and her whole outfit being covered in sequins. Double check!). (At least it was big!) )(lots of lube) I am running a PC with Windows 7 and Adobe Photoshop CS6. Just because this is a glorious costume opportunity doesnt mean you need to be all decked out. Narrator: With your hands on your hips. (Brad what do you say when Janet tries to fuck you?) (No!) So the movie is showing on the screen and the actors are doing the exact same thing on the stage in front of the screen. Sets are recreated, on screen actors are emulated, and the movie-going experience is electrified by being paired with a live-action rendering. Brad: Hospitality!? In order to look at these photos later to get your 3D mapping done, we ask that you send them to Star.com.au at media@star.com.au. I remember the very first time I ever went to the show, I fell in love and I wanted to learn all the callbacks that people did so I could be more involved in the experience, so I think thats one of the fun parts of Rocky Horror itself. Just the same, there has got to be --pation!Context: Perhaps the most iconic callback from the film, this desperate shriek from the audience reveals the dangerous rate at which hormones are coursing through all our veins. (Oh I'm judging) But it's the pelvic thrust Magenta and Columbia: More, more, more Brad: Didn't we pass a castle back down the road a few miles? We're both in a bit of a hurry. (The perfect vibrator!) With his sidekick wonder slut with her cunt of steel). Riff Raff: Creature of the night. (Quick whats white and sells hamburgers?) (I'm not Jewish!). I think you really found it quite pleasurable. | CHORUS (V.O.) You can upload pictures to your social network of the show and you can send videos of your night to your friends who can watch and share the experience with you. It's also the only place where you can take photos of the cast members without it being a distraction or blocking the view of the audience. The Rocky Horror Picture Show written by Jim Sharman & Richard O'Brien. throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator{| Rocky Horror Picture Show brings its quirky characters in tight, . Dont feel like you have to be the only one seen and heard.. And she'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine. Lou Adler . Uploaded by Tom Dinnella. Ive seen the occasional person who will scream at the top of their lungs to sort of drown them out. (And stole your fucking neck?) Timmy!). (Lost! Magenta and Columbia: Down, down, down. You climbed in the back seat, you really had a good time. (KAWASAKI bitch!) (Frank the wonder fuck is here!) ((these are done simultaneously pick your favorite and run with it)) that really drives you insane. Riff Raff: And also presumptuous of you. LIPS FADE INTO BACKGROUND. He was the thorn (Magenta knows what to do with used rubbers. Frank: O.K.? (Riff shoves the candlestick in Rocky's face: Was it the butcher? (Current location of the theater) 6 0 obj Audience par-tic-ip-at.ion:I liken it to a Mystery Science Theatre 3000 experience where the audience is interacting with the movie, says Nate. Frank: How did it happen? ), Scott: Ach! Will get sand in his face T&$C stream A phrase or phrases repeated regardless of other callback lines until indicated. (Ooo, good recovery time! Example: (The audience starts talking) Before the actor begins (and sometimes continues afterwards). It's when a gay man comes in front of your son!) Columbia - go assist Riff Raff. (Rocky shuffle-runs to the elevator shaft: Gotta find a bathroom, gotta find a bathroom!) (What's up your ass?) The callback begins at the point specified on the script, although the, Expert-level callbacks, if you will. ), (Magenta stares at Riff walking away: He may be my brother, but DAMN he's got a nice ass!) (Is it true you fuck girl scouts?) looks like it could be your turn next, eh? How I started to cry (I'd cry too if I was a homesick abortion, mommy mommy its cold out here.) Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. (10, 20, 30, 40, Now you're getting really horny!) (Last one in the pool has to be in the sequel!) (If feel real cheap!) Let's do the time-warp again. Use a bit of mustard. Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. (As the screen goes through a transition: You're so ugly you make the screen melt!). He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval. How can I end this? Von Scott? (Picture of Brad comes onscreen: Asshole! We return to Transylvania. Magenta: Ah, sweet Transsexual, land of night. When we made it, didja hear a bell ring? (Hey Frank, sing a song about Justin Bieber!) (Get REAL paranoid, Riff!) (Was Doctor Scott's cock) You get a hit and your mind goes ping. You can send your favourite performers a virtual high-five or stick your tongue out at them. (Yay that type!). One page to asshole - wait for it!) (Where do you masterbate?) My God, I can't move my wheels! (Stumble stumble psych!) (I wanna have puppies!). (Is Janet's bust!) Maybe hes not? |- That's no way to behave on your first day out. May 1, 2023, By | ), Scott: Taking everyone for a ride. I'm a bee with a deadly sting. Can't you just see it? Here it comes again. (To life?) You get a hit and your mind goes ping. Let's see, Oh Brad, wasn't it wonderful? About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . Its an interactive smorgasbord of dancing, prop throwing, and shouting all the callbacks you can muster. (Your hairstyle's too extreme!) If he was great, he could walk!). Close together now. (Describe the White House.) You take, take, take, and drain others of their love and emotion. (Quick, Magenta, flip the switch! (Sit on my face and wiggle! Look outside, b****its pouring!Context: Again, Janet with the fake claims to chastity. Free shipping for many products! (Rocky gets off the elevator rope and looks around: Gotta find a bathroom, gotta find a bathroom! ), Frank: Well, I'm sure you're not SPENT yet(spend her, spend her, she's legal tender), Frank: Cross my heart and hope to die (Stick a penis in my eye! (On PCP)(on sex and drugs) (Up my) (TOO LATE!) Could we use your phone? (Get paranoid, Riff! (One sick motherfucker), I'm just a sweet transvestite (Rocky gets it, Rocky doesn't care! Frank: Nothing. (Meet the Beatles!) The Wrap Stage Its actually a very inclusive place, a very welcoming and accepting place. Brad: I'm here - there's nothing to worry about. Let's do the time-warp again. Brad: You tricked me, I wouldn't haveI've never nevernever (What about that time at boy scouts?). will build a creature, (Where's the best place to fuck?) Dont worry about knowing all the call-backs: Thats a learn-as-you-go experience, says Nate. Frank: Mmmmm? (Or the audience.) And all I know is still the beast is. (By Sue Blane! Rose tints my world, keeps me safe from my trouble and pain. (Superman porn!). In an empty house? but, uh, they being normal kids (Normal? Lost his creature. Columbia: Ha! Gimme junk! Janet: Brad, don't be ungrateful. Dr. Frank-N-Furter has some amazing costume changes throughout Rocky Horror, and one of the best ones is his mad scientist outfit in the lab while showcasing Rocky to his party guests. The Rocky Horror Picture Show. (Same thing.) (But when he threatened your wife with a ballpoint pen? (No, there's a slut in the way!) But it's the pelvic thrust The book ate his body! Brad: It's beyond me; help me Mommy! Riff Raff: Everything is in readiness, master. We've got to get (the fuck) out of this trap before this decadence saps our wills. Sex!) 10. Will make him glisten (Whats your favorite toothpaste? (Spelled H-E-D.) Coming! Columbia, Riff Raff, Magenta: Transylvania. The callback begins. Check!) The Rocky Horror Show played at Theatre Royal Sydney from 14 February to 2 April 2023.. In!) (Group sex, group sex, group sex, group sex, fuck in a circle!) Frank and Rocky, rah-rah-rah! ), Janet: Are you having a party? (No! So this wasn't simply a chance meeting. Rocky: And I've got the feeling someone's going to be cutting the thread. (You can't tattoo an asshole! Magenta: Master, dinner is prepared! Frank drops the pickax on the ground and Columbia stops screaming. (A working vibrator!) (Have you seen the neighbors cat, meow, hello kitty!). (Nice forehand, Frank, how's your backhand?) And sensual daydreams to treasure forever. *Cuts to Brad (He never whips me like that!). It! (Can you see this?) Statement to prove it!) (Should've taken the left spoon) But he locked the door and threw away the key. Let's do the time-warp again. There's a light, a light. not a sign of being.. what a fool! Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road do you have a phone we might use? It might be fun to rewatch the movie before you see the performance to familiarize yourself with the story. (Seven people later and she finally cums!). A survival kit:Part of the experience is whipping out wacky props that pair up with famous scenes throughout the film, and its common for venues to offer survival kits that include bubbles, glow sticks, playing cards, and other items that you can wave in the air when the time comes. (Less, less, less). (Having sex) (And suck off a librarian!) All photos are prohibited in the stage show. (And seven nights and seven inches) Take me!) We are about to beam the entire house to the planet Transsexual, in the galaxy of Transylvania. Magenta: You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, (The banister's lucky!) Dr. Frank-N-Furter's Lab Look. (As he fucks Santa Claus) That really drives you insane. (Get butch, bitch! Dig it if you can However informal it might appear, you can be sure that there was to be very little.. bon ami. (I can make you a fag, just lke your dad), Transylvanians: Frank and Rocky, rah-rah-rah! I've laid the seed; it should be all you need. May 1, 2023, By Frank: Yes, yes I know, but it isn't all bad, is it? Guess we better get going now Betty. It's an interactive smorgasbord of dancing, prop . (And the answer to the question: DOES Frank give a flying fuck? | || (Once all the colored liquid spigots are open: It's Rainbow Brite on her period!) I see you shiver with antici Oh, it's your faultyou're to blame (No, Sue's to Blane!She made the costumes) He thought you were the candyman. My confidence has increased; It's too nice a job to rush. Riff: You should leave now, Dr. Scott, while it is still possible. (Except that! 9 0 obj Yes Janet, Ralph's a lucky guy. forbidden fruit. (Picture of Dr. Scott comes onscreen: Timmy!) Toucha toucha toucha touch me Why? Leah Putnam Oy! Monologues. 256 (Castles don't have phones, asshole! (Hey, I paid three dollars to see this movie and I wanna see some male tit!). When in just seven days, oh baby,(And six long nights) (And seven nights and seven inches) I can make you a man. (What the fuck is an 'unt'?) I can make you a man. Callbacks triggered by an audio cue, usually a character pausing or ending a sentence. Hi, oblivion. (Beats me, but I got a hunch!) Rocky Horror - A Creation (singing voice) (uncredited) Produced by . Many callbacks have a particular cadence, which keeps them from overlapping the movie audio. Brad! Narrator: It's just a jump to the left. Such an effort if he only knew of my plan. ), (The camera focuses on Eddie's corpse: His name is Robert Paulson! (Which one?). Woo! (You think this is a strap-on?!?). how could I have done this to you? SONG: FLOOR SHOW / DONT DREAM IT, (The RKO logo appears on a curtain) What the heck is a radio picture? In transcribing the callbacks, the following textual styles are used for different callback styles. (Grease that pole! The Roach Clip!) Pick a character who doesnt get as much costume coverage at shows. Eddie: Whatever happened to Saturday night, I ain't got no body - no body!) If you find yourself in these areas and you do want to take a picture, please do so discreetly and try to be respectful of others as they may want to take a picture as well. Toucha toucha toucha touch me Play audiobooks and excerpts on SoundCloud desktop and mobile. I wonder if you could help us. (You knew he was a Jewish kid! (What diabolical chicken) They were virgins!) 10 0 obj 47 Reviews 250,000+ Ratings. Brad: Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos. The breaking of the bread, the last meal of the condemned man, and now, this meal. For a very long time. SEE ANDROIDS FIGHTING BRAD AND JANET "ANNE FRANCES STARS IN FORBIDDEN PLANET OH- AT THE LATE NIGHT DOUBLE FEATURE PICTURE SHOW, KNEW LEO G, CARROL WAS OVER A . It was great when it all began. More like a 2 of clubs.). Since April 1978, the theater has screened the cult classic The Rocky Horror Picture Show every Saturday night, without interruption. ), (No, Rocky, don't let the music out!) Magenta: It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me. (Just one big one!) ), Don't dream it, be it. Where are you, Thelma!) I'm your new commander; You should be so lucky!Context: Janet and Brads sex life has about as much spice in it as a tub of plain yogurt, but the fruit on the bottom of that cup is about to be stirred up by a transgressive trans vixen well all shortly meet. To the bride's bouquet. Didn't Betty look radiantly beautiful? A mental mind fuck can be nice. [Kicks the tires.] Riff Raff: They didn't like me! people would give their right arm for the privilege. they were going to remember (For how long?) (We know how many people went down on the Titanic!) (How do you feel after blowing the whole football team?) I am wondering how to end the trial period and convert to a full copy of Photoshop CS6. (Where's Anne Frank? Magenta: I ask for nothing (Under twelve inches!) Oh Brad-How could you? People were throwing things and shouting at the screen and dancing, and there was this very high energy level. ((when it switches back to Frank)) (A fag, just like your dad), (The following three words have been censored.) Nothing. Oh Brad, you've wasted so much time alreadyJanet needn't know, I won't tell. (Anal sex and oral sex and whips and chains) (Then go fuck in the car.) It's difficult to explain some callbacks, since (when done correctly) they're fluid and analog - and thus difficult to describe in a definite, textual form. << /Type /ExtGState /AAPL:AA false >> Riff Raff: Yes(hey god are you gay? (God is dead! (Boom-chicka boom-chicka boom-chicka boom!) In his mother's side. (call that an ace? SONG: IM GOING HOME, And now, for one night, and one night only, Judy Garland with Alfalfas shadow and the Mormon Tranvestite Choir!Context: Frank is about to put on a show: a one-night-only, fishnet-clad, not-to-be-missed performance before returning homo to Transylvania. I can see the rain Brad: People like you maybe. what challenges do advertisers face with product placement? Riff & Magenta: And a void would be calling Transylvanians: Let's do the time-warp again. It's) Bullwinkle!SCENE: DINNER, FRANK: A toast (Throw toast) To cannibalism!to absent friends. Brad: Hmmm.. we must have taken the wrong fork a few miles back. Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain. From start to finish, it was just this amazing, interactive experience, he says. The Rocky Horror Picture ShowThe Rocky Horror Picture Show was not the first midnight movie, but it is arguably the most well known. (Hey, it's a total faggot eclipse! (That's a rather tasteless joke!) To ensure the best photo opportunities and for the best photos from the show, please avoid taking photos (even if you think you have permission) in the following areas: I - hate - Frank pulls off the sheet - CELERY! Oh! Callbacks are part of the audience participation when watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show at a local theatre. Janet: You're a hot dog -- (Stumble stumble squat!) May 1, 2023, By After their car breaks down, Brad and Janet trudge through the rain and sing this hopeful and a little hymnal ballad about seeing a guiding light at the . And meaning." - Criminologist. Frank and his entourage dont mess around: production value, people.SONG: WILD AND UNTAMED THINGFrank, whose pool is this and tell us thirteen times!FRANK: My, my, my, my, my, my. and you might never come back again. To the late night, double feature, Mom and Dad are home!) (Only assholes write on doors), There's three ways that love can grow. ah, if I may, (You may not!) Brad: Don't worry Janet, we'll be away from here in the morning. (Group sex, group sex, group sex, group sex, circle jerk!) Frank: Well you got caught with a flat, well, (how bout this?) called the human race (oh shit that's us) ), Frank & All: I'm going home. ' Zk! $l$T4QOt"y\b)AI&NI$R$)TIj"]&=&!:dGrY@^O$ _%?P(&OJEBN9J@y@yCR nXZOD}J}/G3k{%Ow_.'_!JQ@SVF=IEbbbb5Q%O@%!ByM:e0G7 e%e[(R0`3R46i^)*n*|"fLUomO0j&jajj.w_4zj=U45n4hZZZ^0Tf%9->=cXgN]. They mustn't carry out their evil deeds. I can't believe it. (Goggles? I'd only ever kissed before. ), (Sluts to the left!) And he's good for relieving my A favorite of theatre fans and industry members alike, the restaurant is sounding the call for positive reviews on Google. ), Brad: Oh, no, darling, there's no sense in both of us getting wet. )(how do you say jello with a Spanish accent?) (Picture of Janet comes onscreen: Slut! (Transies flash on screen: Ack!). (How the fuck do we do this?) (Hey, that's us!) We're a wild and an untamed thing. All: Let's do the time-warp again. Frank and Rocky, rah-rah-rah! You get a hit and your mind goes ping. xN0}_ 8(p(K"Zi.=N&$">}GLhg(Qbp?ZY,{- (HZG\/lYTeeLeWS.*,6yFy9:gI%I'S\btP5 (shit on your tie) (Riff can't hold his liquor!) ), Callbacks triggered by a particular visual event. But by night I'm one hell of a lover. Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing. We fucked you in the ear and you heard it coming! Loyalty such as yours shall not go unrewarded. Chorus: Over at the Frankenstein place. (One more time for the virgins) From Transsexual, Transylvania. The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Riff Raff: Yes, Dr. Scott. The answer, as it happens, is not well. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be . It seemed a fairly ordinary night when Brad Majors and his fiancee Janet Weiss, two young, ordinary, healthy kids, left Denton that late November evening, to visit a Dr. Everett Scott, ex-tutor, and now friend to both of them. (2, 4, 6, 8, huhn!) (Hey, I've been to Australia it's not purple!) ), All: We're a wild and an untamed thing. (And take those off) They'll make you feel less I already brought the ants!). (Your clothes) (What's it like pissing into a ceiling fan?) << /Length 5 0 R /Filter /FlateDecode >> in abundance! (Taco, taco, taco, taco,) Janet: Oh! ), Riff Raff: Exactly, Dr. Scott. (I'm still pickin' wool out of my teeth!) 'Call and Response' is a sequential 'Response' type, in that the callbacks are normally timed to fit into audio pauses, ultimately creating the illusion that the audience is conversing with the screen.
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