Jake remembers that he hates Fanta. Good thing you were there to help him with those. He can ko Boss!Zetta, Cosmic Ronald, and Cosmic Diety Fox. Roxy: Answer (2 pp.) JOHN: theres reasons for what you did, sure. In that case, it became clear that near infinite possibilities were contained within the world. Dirk's head then disappeared with two alternate Daves, who caught his decapitated head and his body. I mean an infinitely dense infinity. )Act 6 Act 3 Jake: Respond. The minute you realize you're in a webcomic that's in its "happily-ever-after" state . All he could see in reality was a microscopic colorless world. Yoshie then began explaining the concept of possible worlds which was difficult to grasp just from the database information. That was clearly interference from the story. It means they are divided into multiple levels. (9 pp.) When Dirk was thirteen, he used the captcha code of his brain to create an AI duplicate of himself. - This indicates that Dirk's romantic interest in Jake began to manifest when he was around thirteen, since that was when Dirk first built the auto-responder using a captcha of his own brain. We have moved to a new external forum hosted at https://vsbattles.com. (2 pp.) In fact, it would normally exceed the Law of Identitys will. As I reached out to grab it and try to pull it from the ground, a voice yelled over the pounding of the rain. The world was created by the storyteller known as the Law of Identity. I tried writing those as a change of pace, but as the imaginative portion grew larger (even if the characters are realistic, the story is still fiction), the crazy ghost would always be waiting for me as I continued writing. Why is this tagged "Metanarrative Humiliation"? (34 pp.) The last phase of Ultimate Dirk's plan finally kicks off, and our heroes have arrived for the final battle. her increasing level of world-dominating power, and the artists of Homestuck^2 drop a butt-focus shot early on, do literally anything to get Tavros away from the situation, screaming in anguish before breaking down into tears, seeming like the kind of thing that would happen in his situation, had a lengthy story of his own involving a Sburb session and even several versions of the heroes. Dirk? He said softly, his hands wringing anxiously at his shirt as he waited for a response. Computer Gods infinite computational power and abstract existence: The gods have a will of their own, but they do not possess a body. Virtual alternate dimensions exist, the Formless Power exists, and another Keena appeared from somewhere and then vanished. Now that my memories have returned, I have taken a fairly long time to write the story of Sai Akutos life that will end the story. Dust floated like asteroids and wind blew him around with greater speed than a storm and greater thickness than seawater. As a more personal matter, Dirk scanned his brain when he was thirteen years old, and uploaded the copy of his brain into his sunglasses, where Lil Hal resides. She grows up into the exact kind of sadistic, genocidal bully the founder of her company (and Pre-Scratch mother) was. My suggestion is bump it twice at most. Feats for Ultimate Dirk: At the same level of Alt. Slashes the UI in half with his Katana, which is a tear in the narrative (BFR). I must write about this lightness in more detail. She was originally one of the main heros, though was. Before you released all of the worlds possibilities, it may have been only you that was the same as them.. Let's talk about Dirk Strider, and the Ultimate Self. Ultimate Dirk VS Akuto Sai Everyone knows who is the one telling this story. Dirk: Answer Auto-Responder. Akuto sealed Morlock in the virtual alternate dimension and set his size at no bigger than a few dozen mana particles. For more complete pages on the characters in their entirety, look here. It usually refers to something superficial that does not require deep thought, but in this case, it refers to being highly imaginary. [A6A6I5] ====> (6 pp.) Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! A1A2A1x2Act 6 Act 5 Act 1 ==> ==> (7 pp.) an esoteric process of genetic reamalgamation. In the Credits, he is shown to be the king of the Consort Kingdom along with Jake, and Gcatavrosprite. GG In the battle against Aranea, after failing to cause lasting wounds, Brain Ghost Dirk rejects the obvious trap of Aranea's offer to let him cut her arm off. In this work of fanfiction, presented for your reading pleasure on Archive of Our Own dot org (and I do mean pleasure, you sickos), I, Ultimate Dirk Strider, engage in assorted narcissistic debaucheries with my own hilariously awful alternate universe doppelganger. They were not life forms, so if they could possess a will of their own, did that not prove that the world was fictional? He is also the only one of the post-scratch kids whose Trickster outfit does not reveal any striped stockings so far. a completely toxic element in his life from day one. He takes her advice to make [his] presence known after the murder of the Hegemonic Brute seriously, leading to his uprising on Derse. and i guess you can think of it as an excuse, but thats only if you dont make the effort to start trying to fix yourself. Jake expresses frustration with Lil Hal, but Jane and Roxy seem to like him. However, no one knows how many circuits are needed before thought is born. (2 pp.) What is it called when stories fall into chaos? She keeps Yiffy caged like an animal and fits her with a shock collar powerful enough to knock her out in just a few zaps. He then quickly orders Lil' Seb to take Jake and get him out of Derse. DogtierxCattierDay 6. Name: Dirk Strider, timaeusTestified (Screen Name), DIRK HUMAN, Brain Ghost Dirk, Bro (Alternate Self), Classification: Human, Sburb Player, Prince of Heart, God Tier, Puppet Master, Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Weapon Mastery, (He's an expert in swordship and can use FNCYSNTAKIND, which is canonically the deadliest strife specibus), Acrobatics (Should be comparable to his pre-scratch version), Non-physical Interaction (Sburb players can touch ghosts), LimitedCosmic andFourth Wall Awareness Flight with Rocket Board, Summoning, Acausality (Type 1), Dimensional Storage, Accelerated Development (Can ascend in his Echeladder just by doing random actions or slaying ennemies, making him stronger and more durable with each rungs), Master Puppeteer, Afterimage Creation, Resistance to Mind Manipulation (completely unaffected by the Trickster high) and Heat Manipulation, All previous powers to a greater extent, Accelerated Development (God Tiers still level up through the echeladder, but also gain small powers known as "badges" over time, usually allowing to bypass one of Homestuck's rules), Flight, Immortality (Types 1, 4, and 8; can't truly die if his death isn't "Just" or "Heroic"), Resurrection , Soul Manipulation (can tear the souls out of others and destroy them), is connected to his alternate selves, Sealing, All previous powers to an immensely greater extent, Beyond-Dimensional Existence (Type 2), Large Size (Type 11), Immortality(Types 1, 4 and 8), Acausality (Type 5. Prior to his proper introduction to the reader, he is referred to by Jane as D. Strider, and later by Roxy as di stri. It is inferred that he also watches My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic; although he claims his interest is purely of academic nature, he admits he loves Rainbow Dash since she is so spunky. Although, if that is true. no capitals, but otherwise proper grammar. That is my wish.. And thoughts themselves create a universe. Dirk Strider's Ultimate Self, having acheived command over every iteration of himself, joins Rivals of Aether! Dirk's auto-responder alluded to this. Rejecting all but the Law of Identity would leave yourself facing the one Law of Identity all alone. Meanwhile the main timeline's players want to move on just as badly. Much like his pre-scratch self, Dirk seems to have a high interest in teaching people lessons to aid them in their personal development, such as when he insists Jake fights Brobot for uranium (although this was said by his auto-responder) as a consequence of having wasted his own uranium thoughtlessly. When I say we can understand them, I mean those worlds can be simply described. Dirk: Solicit profound wisdom from your friendly guide. For instance, he called Dirk an "Anime prince" and later called him a "pretty boy ninja stud", although it's possible that when he called Dirk the "Anime prince", he was simply referring to Dirk's class and the fact his sunglasses are similar to ones worn by certain anime characters. (6 pp.) By, Her kismesis Gamzee is killed by Vriska towards the end of the epilogues. You don't know how to use a bong. He is seen about to ambush some skeletal Underlings alongside Jake, who now has a Sweet Bro tat to match Dirk's Hella Jeff. You mean death is a lie? Yoshie nodded. He talks to Arquiusprite to attempt to figure out the situation in the alpha session. After Dirk's dream self awakens, he revives Jane and takes Roxy and himself to their session's Frog Temple, where they wait in the time capsule until Jake's time. The problem only gets worse when this one small timeline starts to leak into both Meat and Candy, and starts promising the one thing the old players could only dream of. idk). (he'd) probably run (his) sword through (his) own dick before (he) could bring (himself) to kill Roxy. I feel like I only came to understand myself once I saw the outside, agreed Akuto. It's kinda hard to imagine him reacting to that healthily. (8 pp.) learned how to be awake there while awake [on Earth] too. Dirk had a heartsplinter rip its own heart out with some level of sentient knowledge that it would be killed. From the outside, it was fiction. Pesterquest. He still uses his Unbreakable Katana, unlike the other kids and their newly-created weapons. Ultimate or no, Dirk Strider wants to live. it's barely even explicit but i marked it to be safe. Hiroshi frowned and Bouichirou corrected him. They were true in a world that could have been. His splinters may be part of why he is more reasonable and empathetic than his pre-scratch counterpart. The story of interference from outside the universe was centered on not perceiving the world as fictional. She managed to steal the Ring of Life from John and uses it to revive herself. to you, a filthy degenerate.-like a whole lot of nothing in order to accompany a couple of drawings. Espaol - Latinoamrica (Spanish - Latin America). It is in an infinite retreat. more concerned with himself at this point, vast amounts of money to bribe and corrupt the government to let her do what she wants, (not to imply that she wasnt already curvaceous in homestuck). @a_random_user: not a smart idea. Isn't bound by the infinite hierarchy of meta-rivers, which are litteral fates, causality and plots), Incorporeality (Ultimate Selves are bodyless persona in the form of Platonic Ideal), Avatar Creation, Reactive Evolution (Adapted his body to the ascencion of his Ultimate Self, something that no other God Tier could do), BFR, Plot Manipulation, Text Manipulation, Mind Manipulation, Conceptual Manipulation, Nigh-Omniscience, Every abilities of his splinters, Resistance to Plot Manipulation, Conceptual Manipulation and Mind Manipulation, Attack Potency:At least Small Building level (Able to cut down Imperial Drones. He would send most of his body into a virtual alternate dimension and reform his body with mana. Like his pre-scratch self, he has a big interest in smuppets and puppets in general (although it seems this interest has expanded into the field of robotics). Land of Tombs and Krypton His chumhandle is timaeusTestified (TT), matching the initials of his daughter Rose Lalonde's handle. The weak yet large ones ran everyday life. You merely need to understand that our universe was created by the Law of Identity.. she gets stabbed in the forehead by a shard of reality, gets sucked in by a black hole after getting impaled by another shard into her chest, making her miss the entire fight just as John arrived. TT Calliope and Lord English (Narratively)Fights The Director, author-like being of Pesterquest (the story with the infinite hierarchy) to the point of tiring the Director. Like Luigi Galleani she writes in emotive and powerful language- a far cry from the formulaic and cold prose . Like Jane and Roxy, Dirk's orange eye and text colors are brighter than his son Dave Strider's, and match the color of his sprite. Dirk: Answer. Well, I must say Im surprised to find you of all people out there. A massive fan of his ancestor Dave Strider's work, he appears to have given himself a Hella Jeff tattoo. And if each individual was free, someone would eventually attempt to learn the truth of the world. That means they are not harmed by physical impacts that would kill a normal person and they occasionally use supernatural powers. Fight in a Nexus of metaphysical realities(stories), they start. Thank you so much! From the inside, it was truth. It would also be the end of the flow of time. . There is a theory saying that this world could have been created five minutes ago and we can never prove otherwise if our memories are false. (9 pp.) What seems like a simple task soon evolves into something much more complicated when you finally locate Dirk, and realize three things. I love a good villain song. Shit is about to get animebut Dirk's lack of genre awareness may be his downfall. ), Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 1 [A6A6I1] ====> (6 pp.) ok so you, reader, date Dave and karkat but dirk is like madly in love with you and you think hes a fucking creep but no one finds this weird except your husbands ??? ultimate dirk Insults Shrinking Dead Dove: Do Not Eat Embedded Images Light abuse unedited to you, a filthy degenerate. only to become a Facist, xenophobic dictator who wants to exterminate all Trolls. It is true they have computer circuits. Roxy: Answer (2 pp.) They could even be seen as existing as infinite parallel worlds. WK Prince of Heart Sticker By indigonite From $1.35 Dirk Strider Symbol Homestuck Active T-Shirt By BeelYourself $27.90 dirk strider - no bussy for bronies Classic T-Shirt By chumHandle From $19.84 Dirk kin Sticker By yooptheyot From $1.35 heart aspect Sticker By maqouto From $1.35 Dirk Strider Sticker By NibbleVerminInc From $1.16 Title [A6A6I1] ====> (3 pp. Then what was the world? Not once every few hours like you are doing now. That was a story based on the assumption that one lived as only a single incarnation. Bouichirou pointed at him and he let out a long breath and nodded. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/HomestuckPostCanon. If you were a mature woman of Bros age, you would scoff at this landfill of a home and certainly not engage in sex with someone who cannot even be bothered to clean up for the company of an esteemed lady! Slashes the UI in half with his Katana, which is a tear in the narrative (BFR) Took control of Homestuck narrative and see into the internet infinite ocean of possibility and everything that can happen as it has been written, and it if has been written then he can read it. and Homestuck^2 has more then confirmed this. This is a page for tropes concerning characters and their iterations introduced in the "Post-Canon" era of Homestuck, starting with The Homestuck Epilogues and moving into Homestuck^2. ==> ==> ==> ==> ==> ==> (18 pp. The auto-responder also informs Roxy that Dirk is planning to make some sort of romantic overture to Jake once they both begin playing the game. VGFacts DidYouKnowGaming? Roxy frequently refers to him to things like SUCH a gay dude and has mentioned him being a guy who dont like girls, though he said that he finds the label of "gay" antediluvian, basically meaning old-fashioned, and that the term is a nuanced topic. ==> Jane: Run to study. However, because of his dense mind, and possibly his abilities as a Prince of Heart, he seems to be immune to the "sugar holocaust" properties of the Trickster mode. See the concepts of the Furthest Ring as nothing but an illusion), Speed: Supersonic+ (He is fast enough to make afterimages and should be comparable to Brobot, who casually sliced a wave of bullets in half) | Immeasurable (Can fly from the Furthest Ring, where space and time are non-linear and normally requires mastering both in order to navigate, to the Incipisphere) | Immeasurable, Striking Strength:At leastSmall Building level | Multiverse level+ | Outerverse level, Durability:At least Small Building level (Took blows from Imperial Drones) | Multiverse level+ (Comparable to Dave. VS Battles Wiki is a FANDOM Anime Community. [A6A6I5] ====> (9 pp.) That means this world can take on any form., No, you dont really understand what it means for it to take on any form. The spiritual significance of Dirk's name could be seen as inverse to the genetic significance of Roxy's. 2023 GAMESPOT, A FANDOM COMPANY. (6 pp.) He appears to enjoy criticizing Jake's infatuation with the fictional character Neytiri, apparently referring to the character as a gigantic shitty space furry. He seems to be a fan of horses, judging by his room being filled with horse and pony themed posters. More proof on alternate worlds/dimensions + R>F layers: Whether or not deathis fictional? asked Yuuko. He wants you to get high with him. Then everything would make sense.. Or are you doomed to succumb to manipulation? Dirk and Caliborn talk frequently. In which Time and Heart have a discussion about the abuse of narrative powers. If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Rivals of Aether. This discomfort came from Jake feeling like Dirk was being too overbearing as a boyfriend; Erisolsprite described their relationship as a TRAINWRECK of a mate2priit2hiip. - You can think of it as similar to how we do not know where ones will is located in the human brain. Dirk Strider 170 Results It's him. Perhaps we should refer to you as god universes. After exchanging a brief glance with Dave, the latter seemed to understand (due to Dirk's prompting) and proceeded to decapitate Lord Jack, Robot Jack, and Dirk, all at once. Confirming they are at the top of the story ladder (and beyond all other extra-universal gods): If so, there should be a spectrum, said Bouichirou confidently. His own sheer level of self-loathing causes his death to be classified Just (firmly. (2 pp.) Adds a storyteller of Ultimate Dirk Strider from Homestuck 2 and the homestuck epilogues, Dirk has a particular affinity towards combat and an antagonist, leading to negative events happening more often than positive ones, with a particular fondness towards raids. Unite SynchronizationOrange HatBattle BrotocolAnbroids V2.0Whistling JackhammerTime on My SideAustin, AtlantisDespotStressMiasmajestySweet Dreams, TimaeusMoonsetterBeatupStride Eventually, he becomes the leader of the resistance, to the point where even Meenah ends up willing to follow him. One shot collection of various Yandere!Character x Reader, All/Most of these fics are inspired by Tumblr User Mrsegbert/Yandere--stuck wonderful yandere headcanons, TW// Suicide attempt, depression, depressed thinking and faulty thought process, gum (is that food??? Jane also believes that he is a bit bitter about his brother's success with Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff the Moive, although he would never admit it. Infinite hierarchy of R>F interaction or suchalike(Homestuck hierarchy of meta-rivers with each river being infinitelygreater than the last being unnafected by lower rivers). DD Okay. One, Dave is hot as fuck. Many of his conversations with Arquiusprite deteriorate into a yes/no back and forth, and his tendency to refer to Arquiusprite as a copy of him and not the 'real' Dirk tend to get on the latter's nerves severely. He only shows his hand halfway into, Ultimate Self Dirk is an incredibly powerful.
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