It's so pathetic, the way you mope around. You can be anything you wantexcept good looking. literally the funniest joke in the world "how? . Hey guys, my monitor isn't working. Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location. To know one did something wrong, lit "to have a dirty tail". Now I'm a pretty big heavy guy, so I was like "That's uncomfortable as fuck, I'm not doing that". H-hey Octavian, do you remember me from Biology? giant brawls start I feel that my mental/emotional scars have healed enough to tell this gem. When you have generated the perfect insult you hit the Copy button the insult is copied to your device clipboard for pasting anywhere you like. I don't like anybody who has as little respect for others as you do. . . On your mark, get ready, start. And Jason youre looking pretty rough this evening. I sat him down to talk last week, and I asked him very clearly and directly to stop. I am jealous of people who didnt meet you. EMOJI TEST IF YOU TOUCH THE EMOJI, OMFG LMFAO LOL XD . oil floats on water Yakuza boss die! I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to . Good looks but boring personality, youre like real life clickbait. "Based"? 30,000 feet. . Its nice to see such a diverse crowd here today. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. Its like you dont have any sharpness to you. If I throw a stick, will you leave me too? When I get here, however, all I see is pasta after pasta. CTRL+C CTRL+V ENTER. I've been with my wonderful boyfriend Greg for over 4 years now, and this Christmas was our third spent together. . This is a blatant act of animal exploitation and is punishable by death! "touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. As a teemo main at a respectably high elo, this game is hard to watch. They had to shut down the slide for the rest of the day :'), but man was my asshole clean after that! Its basically like making someone the butt of everyones jokes. Red suuuus. Yakuza very mad! Hey Jason, why do Asian girls always have small boobs? I am feeling so empowered. You are the source of all unpleasantness. Do you know what this means? Come chatroom, who will join me in this endeavor of knowledge . I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." Even sheep won't have sex with you. There are horrible, inexcusable things that I would happily do to never interact with you again, even if it was for a brief moment. Jason is so ugly in October when he went to the haunted house they handed his an application. Don't you know that you are pathetic? If God ever decides to give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind because anywhere you stand is a suitable place for The Insertion. If youre brave enough to talk about someone behind their back, you should be brave enough to say it to their face! another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them. Please stop yourself from giving advice no one wants or needs. . I sheath my sword Thank you for your kind attention to and expected cooperation in this matter.. The poop accelerates. We have seen you spend a large amount of time inefficiently upgrading your character, and this time is better spent Auto-Playing. Thumbs up so he sees this comment in 14 years when this video gets recommended! Maybe british just SOUND like english, just like spanish could sound like portuguese for a non-speaker. I like the way you comb your hair, so horns dont show up. What do they eat? . The realization that we both fall under the term "human" and I have to be grouped in with your pathetic existence is disgraceful. Click here for our list of the best insults that you can use! Bruh. . There is someone out there for everyone. big ol tonhongerekoogers. Are you telling me Im boring to talk to? I feel for you. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my dick out. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. You still have time to find a friend! But Jason youve definitely been packing on the pounds. You are an aberration, a corruption, and a boil that needs to be lanced. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. Watashi religion is anime. I good surgeon. The poop accelerates. 1:17 / 3:48 , some times i supper glue my thumbs to my nipples and pretend im a t rex. I swear all this chat ever does is pick the one idiot with the lowest IQ and copy whatever that brain dead moron types. But she left the lobby. Me and the other legionaries used to give a hard time. I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. WEE WOO WEE WOO . I hide fishing boat, come to America. Hey Jason Im looking around and there is not a lot of diversity here. This month he has been using the term almost exclusively, in all contexts, and it is driving me batshit insane. more like Mega Sus!!!!' Your personality is that of a rabid Chihuahua intent on destroying its own tail. Do you guys mind not spamming the chat so much? I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. Cringe cringe cringe cringe!!! Attention all Fortnite gamers: John Wick is in great danger and he needs your help to wipe out the squads in the Tilted Towers, but to do this he needs a golden scar and a couple of chug jugs. -Exwife took half his networth Tell this to douchebags who keep pestering you even when you tell them no. "It's ok," I admit. as loudly as he can. Let me tell you. Because atomic bombs are hella bright. "Bermuda," I say. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. no one is prepared for what is going to happen I will never recover from this - you have singlehandedly jaded my view of the world and made me very hopeless and cynical. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. When I see you coming, I get pre annoyed. "Gotta hit up the bathroom" He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately gives Dex a swift kick down the stairs. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libellous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded. . Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. DOODLY Okay, mocking incest may seem a little childish, but its brilliant. We noticed this obese life form washed up on shore. You have your uses too, and youll figure it out. Everyday someone online calls me a "weeb" desu. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. That means, if you think math is mentally abusing you, youre not truly intelligent or cool! This group is literally Hitlers wet dream. 4 Pfizer, 12 moderna, 4 Johnson. Dont listen to this. Sometimes I like to put 9 towels into my anus and pretend I'm Ahri. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. Thats one good thing from you, at least! Just give me a moment to process so much stupid information all at once. , Not funny I didn't laugh. "Got a spare?" We kindly request that if you're going to pay the extra to have our employees interact with your chat, you don't make fun of them. Is it in the same family? Everyones fair game. If he starts crying and leaves the party, itll take him at least 3 hours to back out of the driveway. This is why I dislike know-it-alls. "What's in it for me?" . You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I was planning on selling off my futures right before this, in February, but this ruined everything. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. Darryl save life. . Once I got my first vaccine, I started cravings for it. I called him a cunt. The software then uses AI to generate a paragraph of text that try to respect your input and include the specific words. You will forever live in shame. Anata should be ashamed of yourself, racist pig. You are worse than vermin, for vermin do not pretend to be what it is not. "ATTACK" We like hanging out and discussing manly guy stuff. The poop accelerates. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. It stands for except mostly at truly intelligently cool students! Not! . You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. Its good to stay healthy. I'm fucking disgusted at the fact that you exist on the same planet as me, and what is worse is that you share similar dna to me. i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse cock" like you requested but we'll work on it thank you. I dont hate you, but if you were drowning, I would give you a high five. My Grandfather smoked his whole life. Cheers, Agatha. Our Stance on AI Content 45 Creative Insults To Shock Your Friends. Dont worry. :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!). The double patties of meat reminded him not of succulent juicy beef but only the mighty veiny vascular muscles of Ameng. Not that you could ever see the bastards, mind you. I ask because of all the crying and whining I've heard coming from your house. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. Sarcasm is the proper response to stupidity. What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? https://preview.redd.it/tts3psz5q0x61.jpg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f68092ae47d414627c6dee8a0c4afd6808bcc57 If I dont answer you the first time, what makes you think the next 25 will work? A moron of the highest order. From Thundercuck to MrRabbit69, I've made over 80% of his subs up for him. earth is driven into chaos You will be left with a husk of a machine, all because you decided to critique my mental ability was it worth it? My daughter was born with a hearing impairment than ultimately left her deaf shortly after birth. Thats a strange combination, and not in a good way! Get ready to make Melvin throat hard retard dick. You are no longer alive. However, like an insult with cookies, this one means 'Go f yourself.'. Find out which Jujutsu Kaisen character you are! He can seldom close his eyes without opening them again at fear of Charlies lurking in the jungle trees. You have no original thoughts. Some old boomer was in front of me and chatting away with the woman at the cash register. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. In your dick? Don't do it! You are nothing to me but just another target. . , i didnt fuck my cat. You must have special taste!" You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. Like my dog. No zoom zoom zoomies!! "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. Your clothes don't look nice - I am very angry about it. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. COMEDY GOD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING! If all you can do is roll your eyes, go ahead. Grow up chat, grow up. . The doctors call for specialists. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. But that's not what you said. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. What makes you think youre any better? Whats common for you may not be common for others. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". 4. . It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know? Nice catching up. Bill is single and ready to mingle. world leaders look and wait with dread I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. "Hahaha look at what this is buying! How can you not laugh at it? Feliz como una lombriz. It's known to be originated on 4chan, an image-based bulletin board. Never utter a syllable out of that cancerous hole in your face again, and allow yourself to decompose to aid the surrounding flora in replacing the oxygen your stupid fucking skull wastes on a daily basis. }, People worried about getting their fragile photos digitized, Use a coupon to get 40% off of permanent video streaming in their FOREVER accounts, Email Writing's FORUM (Cold Email, Newsletters, Subject Lines), Accountability Club's JOURNALS, GOALS and INTRODUCTIONS FORUM, getting d2c brands interested in a meeting, Needs copy review for an Advertorial for a Game Design Program, Building out YouTube Channel for WTF divorce, The S.W.I.P.E.S. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. If you guys really cared about the quality of the stream or [insert streamer name] you would stop the spamming and copying and pasting. Red sus. For example, did you know his Hebrew name is Yeecchh.. You hear that? You didnt get a lot of knowledge, huh? I lay in bed and it's really cold. The force now propels you forward and upward. wherever i look, parents with children, people sucking each others faces. Me and Jason are really good friends but weve had our ups and downs, one time Jason actually tried to sue me for $10,000. I just thought maybe itd be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? What language do they speak? James. I told he youre supposed to spend 2 months salary on an engagement ring. SSD very mad! Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. I challenge you, putting all my money and my ass on the line here, to find a supposed ""British"" person speaking their native language. Then I wake up. Test your friends patience and sense of humor with these funny insults! Just remember to keep things light and casual so that no ones feelings get hurt. hey, Doublelift! Do I give a fuck? You turn down talk show appearances. Skit 4 by Kanye West. For the last 3 years I've been making fake sub names for Kripp. This video: exists That's lovely." Before this subreddit was ruined by ten million people, solid DD used to get done. I will explain what these things are in a list format, because that's the only way your 7-year old brain stuck in a man's body will understand it. I look at Kripp's stream. Faker breaks records. Lmao you call yourself a [insert streamer] fan? I'm tired of working like a child laborer. It's Shrek. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. The cheerleading team is nothing without you. HOLD THE LINE. You look like a level 37 fucking Garchomp with an extendo-clip overbite. And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have to us who think and reason? So there I was standing in the tube, having a panic attack from anticipation, with my legs not crossed. Whats your band name: Guns & Noses? If any of them are relevent, you can click/tap them. Get to know how to talk to anyone anytime, anywhere! . He opened my pack of eggs, takes one out, lowers his mask, just throws the whole thing in his mouth shell and all, puts his mask back up, and begins chewing loudly. Its got Jews, Indians, Russians, and whatever the fuck Jason is.. Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? Ive made it number 1 on my to-do list. . the way you kids are spamming this chat is just ruining the whole experience for a grown man. Theyre so unique and original that its hard to make a comeback if youre the one being insulted! Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. It's better to reply than just roll your eyes. Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. I mean look at his face he's just so happy. You're preventing the actual BTS fans who have waited for months from having the BTS meal experience. What fools how I pity them. Practically costs nothing at all at one mana you drop him on the board and that chill ass mofo gives you a spell to use later in the game. Packgod copypasta. You cant imagine how much happiness you can bring by leaving the room. people who aren't killed die from laughter This phrase re-enters his vocabulary at the same time every year. You have nothing to say, and Godwin's Law does not apply when writing about you. I will never forget you. The pickpocket will see this and assume that the wallet is there. . (English translation: Go fry asparagus) Here is one more insult that concerns food. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. , Their sales will skyrocket! THE CLOWN FACTORY, INSULTS - The Best Insults Ever - Win at any verbal argument! For you, its a therapist. Put 'em around the la casa. So he started his own religion: The Church of Latter Day Taints. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? i'm an admin from PinkieCraft , the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! Copypasta is a block of text that you can copy and paste into any chat or messaging platform. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. Now Im really gonna get to the rippin, dippin, slippin and flippin. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. Buy our product. Jeff Bezos I hope that one day this gets branded as a war crime and you get hauled off to prison, never to see the light of day again. These good comebacks, from funny comebacks to sick burns, will help you win any argument. has she protests. To top it off, the gourds in this shipment were absolutely gargantuan, some topping 4 pounds each, causing the price-per-pound to drop like an anchor into the range of 6 cents per pound. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. Sometimes he'd reminisce - even hear - Tex's southern drawl. It's sad that you don't know the difference. I asked him why he did that, and he said, I like the part where the hooker gives the money back., Me and Jason were talking. Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. INSULTS - The Best Insults Ever - Win at any verbal argument! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her. How does it feel like knowing eggs are more popular than you? Jason - Im glad you got taken off of the party planning committee, if it were up to you, wed all be watching showtunes, male strippers, or those two fruitcakes with the white tiger. Time to find your true Harry Potter Patronus animal! Ya hear that? She asks what I do. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. It just wouldn't have been "right". This is what you must do. It's funny seeing the "minds" in chat entertained by a virtual childrens card game. Meanwhile you seem to be using mostly true damage. You're so fucking pathetic. AITA? Have a procedure done to reduce my IQ so that my new IQ falls within the range of down syndrome. You land in the pile. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. Now I have house, American car and new woman. that means i am no more on the earth. I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo I flipped it and I said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus! You experienced a hollow victory. It's Laura. Bugger off, pillock. . Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. Duh. Darryl give me job. Don't believe me? she giggles and takes the game, blushing as her fingers brush mine due to my fingerless gloves Are you for real? SPAMLY Withdraw all my money in cash from my multiple bank accounts, get it all together and poop on it. From mobile games, apps and quizzes, to party and drinking games. You should know that believing in Honesty is the best policy can hurt sometimes. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. What you told me was undisputedly the dumbest combination of words uttered in the entire world. You're fucking dead, kiddo. Every time I think you cant get any dumber, you are proving me wrong. You are deficient in all that lends character. What matters is that everyone knows how to laugh it off! To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me.
